Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts

Saturday, 17 September 2011

God sent the Fury didn't cha know!

Today, Tyson Fury, the 6' 9" boxer, was proselytizing in the Belfast Telegraph. Anyone who has watched a Fury fight will know how much this chap loves god and how thankful he is for helping him win his fights in his post-fight interviews.

Here's some of Fury comments to the Belfast Telegraph:

“The ultimate sacrifice has been made for me on the Cross and I could never emulate what Jesus has done for me."

The Seething Primate has a perfect riposte for this. I can do no better. So here it is:



"If you have faith in God you can achieve anything."

You can achieve anything without god too.

“The Bible says that with faith the size of a mustard seed you can move mountains, so if we have faith in Christ you can do anything."

Fury has failed to properly knock out 13 of his 15 opponents so far (TKO doesn't count as the it means the ref has jumped in or the other fighter couldn't continue). If he can't move fat tomato cans what chance does he have of shifting mountains?

“Ask and you shall receive, so I’m asking and I’m receiving — so any problems I have I give them to God and he sorts them out."

Yup. God sorts out all of Fury's problems. In fact, I reckon Fury takes up so much of god's time that he isn't able to get around to less important stuff. Like saving babies in Africa from HIV/AIDS. Or healing amputees. Far too busy for that.

This sense of entitlement makes me sick to be honest. Why the fuck would god want to help Fury cause damage to people and help him earn millions in the process? Twat.

“God is the main thing that drives people even though they don’t realise it. Even those who say they don’t believe in God, because God is speaking to them, they’re very close to their lives being changed."


So now god speaks to people. It's not often that the religious claim this because it makes you look like a loon.
"And I believe God is helping me in my career to help spread the word of Jesus Christ. I have a special opportunity because God has given me the size, the height, the ability to go on and be the heavyweight champion of the world. I never think about damaging someone."

Fury seems to forget that he is the only fighter, in the history of televised boxing, to have punched himself in the face.



If there is a god, then he has a sense of humour at least.

Tuesday, 13 September 2011

Prayer prescriptions

On the 22nd September 2011 a hearing will take place conducted by the General Medical Council:


Doctor Richard Scott found himself in hot holy water back in May this year after a patient's relative complained about him pushing his faith onto the patient in question. The GMC agreed with the patient's version of events and issue a warning letter which Dr Scott refused to accept. He wanted to keep doling out prayer prescriptions so he contacted the Christian Legal Centre and the above hearing is taking place to establish whether he deserves a warning or not.

The ECHURCH Blog says:

"On the face of it, it would appear that this “Official Warning” is unwarranted, if indeed the medical consultation was concluded and the discussion of faith was with consent."

No-one has access to the GMC files or decision making process. If a patient makes a complaint which concerns misconduct and the GMC has investigated it to the extent that they feel a warning is necessary then it has to be accepted "on the face of it" regardless of whether we feel the decision is right or wrong. This is because we do not have access to the full set of facts enabling us to decry the decision and support Dr Scott. If the discussion was with consent, there would have been no complaint worth taking. The fact a complaint was made demonstrates, on the face of it, that Dr Scott stepped over the line.

The TelegraphView says:

"Nevertheless, the mother of one of those with whom he raised it complained. Indeed, she was perfectly entitled to do so – but we cannot see how her complaint can be grounds for the GMC to take action against Dr Scott. After all, no one maintains that he ever forced religion on anyone, or that his faith ever impeded his ability to dispense medical care."


Again, we do not know the complaint detail so it is tricky to decide whether it was a meritous complaint or not. Considering the GMC thought it was a complaint worthy of warning Dr Scott over, perhaps we should accept that there were grounds. But if she was entitled to make a complaint, why wouldn't it be grounds for the GMC to take action? I suspect it was poor phrasing from the writer which made it look like they were contradicting themselves...

The bold type, emphasis mine, is pretty much what the complaint was about otherwise the GMC would not have investigated the complaint. There must have been an element of forcing his religion on the person subject to the complaint otherwise Dr Scott was playing by the rules. The GMC don't tend to raise phony cases.

So what did Dr Scott say about the matter? Here is a video clip of his version of events. Two comments stand out:

1) “I encourage people to come down to our local Church.”

This is, in my opinion, forcing his religion onto a person. Dr Scott does not want a general chat about faith; he wants people to join his Church. This is his words on the matter and he says he has offered it to thousands of patients. So, not a one off and clearly a demonstration of Dr Scott's motives which has impacted upon his duty to dispense medical care because he has caused harm/distress to a patient. That seems to me to be the reasoning behind the GMC decision based on the information available to us all. And the last part of the GMC hearing notice appears to state that they acknowledge his media comments on the subject to be an admission that this was the case:

"It is further alleged that Dr Scott subsequently confirmed, via national media, that he had sought to suggest his own faith had more to offer than that of the patient."


So there is clearly more going on within the investigation than just an innocent chat and hopefully the details will be released in good time.

2) “I offered a needy patient a way out of the situation”

Religious arrogance. Crikey... you can smell the smugness a mile away. The only way out of a medical situation, to my knowledge, is with medical intervention. This is how we have extended lifetimes and better quality of health. It's remind me of a quote:

Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Give him a net and he can feed his family for lifetime. Give a man prayer and he'll die praying for a fish.

So we have motive of Dr Scott and the means to employ his brand of dogmatism. The GMC decision to warn him seems light in regards to the thousands he has "helped" in this way. His beliefs seem to drive his career; indeed Dr Scott used to be a missionary in Africa and this is not a criticism. It's a worthy endeavour. But if you allow religious beliefs to be a part of the scientific methodology of medicine then heed these words from a fellow GP:

Dr Shaba Nabi, a GP in Bristol, said:

"To even consider bringing religion into consultations is unacceptable. It's as bizarre as bringing up witchcraft or folklore. I'm extremely respectful of patients that are religious. That is their personal belief, but we shouldn't bring our personal beliefs into consultations."

And this is what it is all about. Imagine a Satanist GP offering 'tactful' advice to a patient who looked "needy". I imagine the Christians would not be so 'tolerant' then.

But this isn't a harmless story about the tooth fairy in a Dentist's surgery... imagine a Dentist who took the tooth-fairy literally!


Scary thought!

The Telegraph then proceed to slide into the typical victimisation routine containing irrelevancies, fallacies and bullshit... a reet ole' recipe!

"What, then, is the fuss about? The GMC's excessive reaction is part of a tendency: a number of institutions and companies have, in a misguided attempt to be "multicultural", banned Christian symbols and overt expressions of faith, something that would never be attempted in the case of other religions."

The GMC would have been more than aware of the spotlight on religion but chose to make a decision based on the evidence they held. There is even the inference that Dr Scott withheld information relevant to the investigation. 

The GMC actually supports, wrongly in my view, "offers of prayer" by medical staff. Hardly the actions of an organisation banning the Jesus Cult. Nor has the GMC stated that other faiths have more rights in this area than Christianity/

The writers of the articles simply jump to conclusions that do not exist. Classic signs of paranoia and don't the Christians just love to be victims!

"And yet the Christian faith is central to our country's history and our traditions. Its legacy is visible everywhere."

Yes, but in a secular society there is no longer any need to put Christianity above any other faith. That's sort of the point of secularism. But an argumentum ad antiquitatem is always on weak grounds. Society has changed and Christian church attendances are dropping. No reason to place Christianity above any other religion whatsoever.

"It is right that today, no one expects a person who holds positions of power and responsibility to be a practising Christian. But we appear to be heading towards an alarming situation in which the profession of faith becomes an active disqualification."

I have never heard of a case where someone has been sacked or treated differently for holding a private belief. Where that belief causes an issue within the law then there is an approach that is taken to put a stop to it. Where that belief contravenes a code of conduct you are damn right that it should be dealt with via the sanctions available. 

This would apply to Hindus, Sikhs, Muslims and Atheists alike; no-one should be subjected to questions about faith upon their admission to hospital because medical care is not there to pander to cultural desires.

People need to accept that medicine is going to help/save them, or at least make them comfortable, and that this will be done without preference to any one religion.

My gut instinct is that prayer is simply the offer of false consolation. I could point to studies which show that the efficacy of prayer is non-existent but this would offer some sort of admission that the point is worth discussing. It's not. 

Prayer simply does not work. Never has done.

Medical staff who think it does should be willing to place their heads above the parapet and leave the profession and set up ministries healing people and then compare their success rates with that of a hospital. The faith heads can then admit that prayer doesn't work and should be kept out of the medical profession once and for all.

My guess is that the challenge will not be accepted. Have a guess why?



Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Phones 4 U... but not 4 U Christians!!!

This story has long confirmed what I have always known; Phones4U is a corporation run by Satan (akin to the lawyer's firm in The Devils Advocate). What a lot of people don't know is that Al Pacino is in fact the real Satan and has extended his business empire from theatre, to the law and now to a global mobile phone sales conglomerate.


The story itself is that righteous and pious (pighteous?) indignation rears it's faithhead once again with a complaint upheld by the ASA (Advertising Standards Agency) regarding an advert which showed Jesus winking at the gullible devil compliant public.



Such images of Jesus raise concern within the Christian Faith because Jesus would certainly not be winking or putting his thumbs up.

So what did the actual complaint consist of? The official adjudication "issue" states:

"Ninety-eight complainants challenged whether the ads were offensive, because the depiction of Jesus Christ and the Sacred Heart, the use of the term "miraculous" in that context and their publication during the Easter period were disrespectful to the Christian faith."

http://www.asa.org.uk/ASA-action/Adjudications/2011/9/Phones-4-U-Ltd/SHP_ADJ_156539.aspx

The adjudication, amongst other things, found that the ad "gave the impression that they were mocking and belittling core Christian beliefs".

1 - 0 to the Christians? No, not really. The ASA simply has a role to play in ensuring adverts offend no-one and boy are busy! One glimpse at their website shows how many disaffected individuals need to complain as soon as their offence radar kicks in with some 30 cases being reported as adjudicated today alone (as of 07/09/11).

Blasphemy Laws in Britain no longer exist so you're pretty safe as an individual to mock religion however you like. Companies however need to show a greater duty of care. And that's all this ruling shows.

So I can post this and get away with it:


However, back in 2007 another complaint was filed against The Big Prawn Company; the complaint read:

"Food Chain Solutions and members of the public thought the image of the nativity scene with a prawn in the place of the baby Jesus was offensive, especially to Christians."



At that time the ASA said:

"While we noted some readers had been offended by the depiction of a prawn in place of the baby Jesus, we considered that the approach would be seen as light-hearted by most readers of The Grocer; it was unlikely to cause serious or widespread offence."

So, an actual image of Jesus winking and putting his thumb up is a no no but replacing Jesus with a de-shelled decapod crustacean is fine? 

I think Phones4U missed a trick there... probably should have piggy backed with Iceland in a brand coalition selling both frozen seafood and the latest touch-screen phones?


A brief search of the ASA website for rulings against Christians though yields some interesting results. Note how in the Phones4U case the word "miraculous" was considered offensive in context. Absolute nonsense of course; the word miraculous is only applicable to people going into Phones4U shops who are not being jumped on by the first tanned and cheap suited salesperson.

Anyway, Miracle Spring Water and Miracle Olive Oil Soap advertised by Reverend Peter Popoff (more on this crooked moron another time) not only saw the ad removed but also the surrender of it's OFCOM licence. That's a BIG deal.

One of the claims was that suitably qualified medical advice on the efficacy of the Miracle Spring Water and the Miracle Olive Oil Soaps slimming effects was sourced. However, when challenged, no such medical advice had ever been sourced at all. This is fraud. No doubt about it. 

What about North Shrewsbury Church? They also suffered an embarrassing rebuke in 2008 after being accused of lying in an advert about the qualifications of a doctor and the efficacy of prayer. So, more fraud then.

Another complaint upheld in 2008 considered a set of books being advertised which claimed to heal tumours with the assistance of god. The ad was accused of being "misleading", false "testimonials", lack of "evidence" and the ASA expressed concern for "vulnerable" viewers. Preying on the weak and vulnerable is nothing new for religion.

Miracle cures for cancer come from all dogmas; but this complaint was upheld against a Manchester based faith-head at Mount Zion Industries in 2010. Various sections of the code were abused which all demonstrate that Dr Abraham Daniel-Joel is not a medical doctor, despite inferences to the contrary, and that the ads were completely false and misleading. He's now promoting more of his bullshit in London... 


So it seems for every complaint upheld by the ASA against adverts it considered to be amusing and in the spirit of humour against the religious sentiment there are at least 5 complaints upheld (and there are lots more) against religious institutions/individuals where the ASA found blatant fraud.

Not such a victory now eh?